Goodr Sunglasses – Dirty Martini Time Machine

How many Dirty Martinis does it take before you start seeing time dilation?! With these dark green Retro Gs and their light pink reflective lenses, you might be the first to crack the spacetime continuum with the perfect Dirty Martini in hand!

• NO SLIP– We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
• NO BOUNCE– Our frame is snug and light weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
• Mirrored Reflective Lenses– Mirrored lenses reduce glare, hide your eyes, and come in vibrant colors.
• GREAT PRICE– A reasonable price that won’t bankrupt you if you happen to sit on them or leave them at a bar.
• NO LEOPARDS– Plus, no one wearing the goodr Running Sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).