Goodr LFG “Shrimpin’ Ain’t Easy” Sunglasses (G00115-LFG-PK1-RF)

Riddle us this. JUMBO shrimp are supposed to be the pinnacle of shrimp cocktail, yeah? But where’s the love for average, normal, maybe slightly shrimpy shrimp?! A rim of a shrimp cocktail glass can only hold SO many shrimp, so theoretically you could consume MORE shrimp if you use smaller shrimp? OK, it’s a stretch but what can we say? Shrimpin’ ain’t easy.