Goodr Sunglasses – I’d Mildew You

Limited, textured green-tile sunnies w/ dark green gradient lenses that are more exciting than an all-original mid-century bathroom. What insidious soap-scum secrets lurk deep within those grout lines? You’d scour this bathroom SO hard.

• SIZE: MEDIUM– Just-right midsize sunnies.
• NO SLIP– We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
• NO BOUNCE– Our frame is snug and light weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
• POLARIZED LENSES– Our lenses offer UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. They also feature glare-­reducing, polarized lenses because you deserve the best.
• GREAT PRICE– A reasonable price that won’t bankrupt you if you happen to sit on them or leave them at a bar.
• NO LEOPARDS– Plus, no one wearing the goodr Running Sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).